Elvis Wages Fatwa

Stephen Guy Hardin   Iranian rapper and owner of Naj’s Rug Emporium, Shahin Najafi, has been sentenced to death by the Islamic Republic of Iran. The death sentence was issued against the rap artist after he released a controversial song called Naqi. Mr. Najafi has become the Salman Rushdie of rap after clerics in the […]

This Child Porn Approved by the Mexican Government Stephen Guy Hardin   The United Mexican States, or Materia Fecal Nacional to the esses, has passed the Peoples Republic of North Korea and Los Angeles to attain the vaulted position as the number two producer of child pornography in the world. The Islamic Republic of Iran, […]

Next Time We’ll Keep Her Crutches Stephen Guy Hardin   The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has once again placed itself in the line of fire in America’s seemingly never ending War on Terror. The latest notch on the TSA’s gun handle is 7 year old Annie Frank. Ms. Frank’s troubles began as she was waiting […]