Stephen Guy Hardin
The United Mexican States, or Materia Fecal Nacional to the esses, has passed the Peoples Republic of North Korea and Los Angeles to attain the vaulted position as the number two producer of child pornography in the world. The Islamic Republic of Iran, of course, still holds on to first place.
Mexico is now classified by the United Nations, the World Health Organization and The William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library as a primary source and country of destination for human traffickers involved in producing and distributing child pornography. Viva Mexico!
Due to that unique marketing genius that is the hallmark of Mexican businessmen child porn has become the third largest illegal business in Mexico. The manufacture of child pornography trails only drug trafficking and ripping off gringo turistas. Producing and selling child porn in Mexico generates approximately $42 billion a year or approximately one hundred billion quad zillion pesos. Or to put it in laymen’s terms, a 2002 Ford Bronco, a rusted out 1999 Cadillac Coupe de Ville, ten used AK-47’s and somebody’s sister.
Only nineteen jurisdictions in Mexico have laws against child pornography, and only courts in Mexico City, and the states of Chiapas and Puebla have handed down convictions for the crime. In comparison all the jurisdictions of Mexico vigorously prosecute anyone who over milks a goat. Of course performing sex acts with a goat is still legal, but excessive milking, well…
But, I digress.
So imagine my surprise when a sex scandal broke out in a school in the southern Mexican state of Campeche. A mother of one of the underage participants discovered a video in which her son is seen participating in sexual acts with two other boys. It was obvious by the finger paintings on the walls that the video had been filmed in one of the classrooms in the school.
According to accounts published on the official government website http://www.actosexualconburro.org, the video shows three boys engaging in graphic sex acts, one boy filming and a fifth one watching. The kids implicated are all 12 years-old and in the third grade.
The video was recorded last April 26th at the Salma Hayek Provincial School in the city of Calkini, which is in a religiously conservative and heavily ethnic Indian area. The video is very graphic showing one of the boys performing oral sex on one of his classmates and having anal sex with a third one.
A Mexican State Education Department spokesman confirmed the existence of the video, but he was unable to provide any information concerning the origins of the video or if there was any criminal intent or conspiracy involved.
“It is real, the case is real, the video exists,” said Omar Kankun, State Education Department spokesman. “The Education Department is very concerned. We are especially concerned when amateurs are involved. Amateurs never get the bribes right.”
Spokesman Kankun continued, “I cannot emphasize enough that the government of México will not stand for this type of law breaking. We are actively involved in the investigation to ensure no donkeys were injured during the filming of the video. But rest assured the federal government of Mexico will not tolerate an immoral criminal product like this, unless, of course, it is stamped, This Child Porn Approved by the Mexican Government.”